While on the elliptical machine this morning, I observed the same old thing – overweight women on the treadmills reading, talking on the phone and as usual, not sweating. Is it really rocket science that if you want to lose weight, you need to work at it? It’s not easy. If it were easy, everybody would be in great shape. What’s the deal? Are these women afraid to sweat?
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Oh! My God! It’s so horrible! Someone in the Miss America (or whatever) pageant posed nude for a picture! Gosh! Now what are we going to do?! Ya know what?! Who the F! cares?! What is it that makes it so bad to be photographed naked? If you are, than you can forget about being in a beauty pageant. Imagine how “horrified” everyone would be if an important female politician was “outed” for having a naked photo floating around the internet somewhere.
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WTF is with so many young guys in Manhattan with big, scruffy Osama Bin Laden beards? Is this the new thing? Everybody has to have a F’in big hairy beard with shit growing in it? Go ahead, check it out. Next time you go to Times Square you’ll see a bunch of dainty, skinny guys skipping around on their tippy toes with their arms down to their sides and hands sticking out palms facing up prancing around like fools. Maybe they’re all paying homage to Bin Laden or something. I don’t know.. Do you know?
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The food in Manhattan is penis. Nothing special at all. I expected better. I’m sure there’s a few great restaurants around – but I didn’t have time to try everywhere. I was downtown, midtown and uptown. The pizza here is much worse than my favorite spots in South Florida. They skim the top with the thinnest bit of cheese without having to call it something else. I had a cheese calzone in Little Italy that didn’t have any flavor at all – almost no ricotta cheese – along with the most watery sauce I’ve ever had (very little flavor as you could imagine). I had a bacon, egg and cheese bagel at a diner – again, no better than food I get in South Florida – and the bagel itself was a hard disaster. I probably should have stuck with the guys selling food in carts on the streets.
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…it’s just a plain old slash… Why is it that everyone calls this symbol: / …a backslash? Since when is it a “back” slash? I really don’t know why, but ever since the internet came along, people started having trouble with slashes. It’s all the URL’s fault. www.cadillacforums.com/forums/
Oh, my God! Double you double you double you dot cadillac forums dot com back slash forums backslash. Yack! Haven’t you been writing out the date with “slashes” since like the first grade? My birthday is 09/13/71 (everybody remember me, my birthday is coming up). That’s nine slash thirteen slash seventy-one. Not nine backslash thirteen backslash seventy-one.
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I had this weird and crazy vision that reminded me of Idiocracy (the movie). Picture this.. In 2024, kids will have trading cards by Fleer, Topps and Upper Deck – only they won’t be baseball and/or football players – they’ll be politicians – complete with a nice picture in the front and full political statistics (votes, vetoes, etcetera). Every day in the newspaper – in the politics section – there will be a scoreboard with stats. Democrats will get traded for Republicans.. Republicans will get traded for Independents. Independents will get traded to one of the Tea Parties and so on…
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Kerry. Terry. Kim. Courtney. (Yes, F’ing Courtney!) – WTF is going on here? I don’t see women named Vinny.. Okay, Toni – but it’s spelled differently – and it’s not half as bad as a masculine man with a hairy chest named Courtney! What’s next? Suzy? Sarah? Amanda?
So what is the deal? I KNOW that some of you reading this can’t WAIT to have a boy and name him Jessica… So, please – tell me what’s going on here and why you’re naming your boys with a girl’s name.
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What is it with little girls and baby dolls? Seriously. I’m asking… Why is it that a young girl would want a baby – and so much so as to actually GET a fake one? Is it possible that this has a huge influence on whether or not a woman has a child one day?
The reason I bring any of this up is because I see a lot of women out there with children who either don’t really want them – or just damn well should not HAVE any. But of course, just about every woman has been accustomed to having a baby since – well – practically since she was a baby. So it would feel so “wrong” to NOT have a baby. Right?
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