This week on Fox News there was a report about two high school girls in Texas starting a club on campus called Redefining Beautiful. They say they want to be liked for who they are, not what they look like. So, the girls pledge to attend class every Tuesday without makeup. Read more
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Have you seen our new commercial?! Wow! Our magnets make people strong and healthy! Just watch how we take one person after another and push and pull them until they lose their balance. And THEN, after we put our special super dooper magnet on them, they keep their balance much better! It has NOTHING to do with the fact that the first time we move them, they’re not sure what to expect and have trouble holding themselves up – but for the second push or shove, their mind/body knows exactly how to counter the action and remain balanced.
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Don’t you just hate it when you hire a guy from that other guy’s “list” and he bangs your daughter, molests your cat and watches porn pay-per-view all day long instead of working? Well that won’t happen at Sally’s List! Because at Sally’s List, you’ll only find angels from Heaven! Heaven, I tell you! I mean, WE tell you! Because we’re a huge organization with hundreds of thousands of employees. No, we’re not just some twenty-one year old girl living in her parent’s basement! We’re big. And we’re safe! And we’re angels – from Heaven! Remember?
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A long time ago I used to ask myself the question, “Has the world gone mad?”. These days I don’t have to ask.
The new Gap logo – which isn’t the new Gap logo anymore because everyone went crazy – created such a public outcry that Gap decided to stay with their old logo instead. There were headlines like, “New Gap logo met with outrage, general indignation”, “Gap Rebrands Itself Into Oblivion” and “New Gap Logo is a Box of Fail”. I saw people commenting on blogs stating they’d never buy Gap merchandise again.
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