You stupid asshole!

Idiot: They wouldn’t seat me. Nyih, nyih, nyih. I didn’t know we needed reservations. Blah, blah, blah…

So you go and rate the place one star out of four or five – and while the rest of us are looking for reviews on the actual food or service, we have to waste our F’ING time sifting through your NONSENSE about how you never even got TO the food or service. If you don’t experience the food or service in a restaurant, DON’T RATE IT AT ALL.

You’re an IDIOT!