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		<title>Stop Paying For Blowjobs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Do you know what you&#8217;re doing every time you pay for a speeding ticket? Your paying for some fat, greasy, bald, hairy, smelly fuck&#8217;s blow job. Instead of getting that speeding ticket on the way to work, leave ten minutes early and don&#8217;t speed. &#8220;Oh, my FUCKING God, how can I possibly wake up ten [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blogofnothing.com/2011/12/30/stop-paying-for-blowjobs/</link>
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		<title>Security Warning to Everyone That Matters</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to make this real quick. If you get a notification of a computer system software update of any kind &#8211; like for example Flash or iTunes &#8211; check those companies websites to ensure that they themselves mention those updates being available. Reason being &#8211; and to make a long story short &#8211; ANYTHING [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blogofnothing.com/2011/11/24/security-warning-to-everyone-that-matters/</link>
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		<title>The ongoing challenge of staying in shape (for a fat guy)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re reading this at Facebook, you need to click the link to view the whole thing &#8211; otherwise you&#8217;ll just see these couple of sentences. Everyone is always bewildered about where &#8220;the rest&#8221; is. This is only an except. Over the course of nearly two years I went from being obese at 270lbs at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blogofnothing.com/2011/11/07/diet/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a little crazy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a little crazy. But aren&#8217;t we all? I&#8217;m here staring at a box of awesome veggie straws &#8211; but I won&#8217;t open the box to eat them. Let me begin with a very short story. Years ago my girlfriend at the time bought me this amazing black Z.Cavaricci sweatshirt. I loved it so much [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blogofnothing.com/2011/10/12/im-a-little-crazy/</link>
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		<title>Wah, Wah, Wah! Boo F&#8217;in Hoo!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You stupid asshole! Idiot: They wouldn&#8217;t seat me. Nyih, nyih, nyih. I didn&#8217;t know we needed reservations. Blah, blah, blah&#8230; So you go and rate the place one star out of four or five &#8211; and while the rest of us are looking for reviews on the actual food or service, we have to waste [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blogofnothing.com/2011/09/25/wah-wah-wah-boo-fin-hoo/</link>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Stupid. Here&#8217;s Why&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Since either nobody has the time or intelligence to quite catch what&#8217;s going on here, let me explain it to you. If government agencies (FBI, police, etcetera) have access to literally &#8220;watch&#8221; what you&#8217;re doing online &#8211; AS you&#8217;re doing it &#8211; then what stops them from doing the same with your television, radio, phone, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blogofnothing.com/2011/09/01/youre-stupid-heres-why/</link>
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		<title>Bright light in sky bewilders millions of south Florida residents</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Millions of South Florida residents woke up to a shocking unidentified bright light hovering in the sky this Sunday morning. Reactions are equally confusing as people have begun dancing in the streets as if a war lasting many years has come to an end. Reports indicate the light is still hovering in the sky causing [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blogofnothing.com/2011/07/03/bright-light-in-sky-bewilders-millions-of-south-florida-residents/</link>
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		<title>Videos of the International Pole and Exotic Dance Fitness Convention 2011</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well! I promised crappy iPhone videos of the International Pole and Exotic Dance Fitness Convention &#8211; and here they are&#8230;]]></description>
		<link>http://blogofnothing.com/2011/06/14/videos-of-the-international-pole-and-exotic-dance-fitness-convention-2011/</link>
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		<title>I Broke The Law&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This weekend was interesting.. My wife&#8217;s cousins were in visiting and I went to hang out with them both Friday and Saturday night. Friday night was pretty normal.. We bar hopped around West Palm Beach before landing at Off The Hookah where we stayed a couple of hours and then went to &#8220;Frank&#8217;s&#8221; condo (basically [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blogofnothing.com/2011/05/23/i-broke-the-law/</link>
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		<title>Anti-Aircraft Guns Blast at L.A. Mystery Invader</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Firing, first heard at 3 a.m., ceased suddenly at 3:30 a.m., after the object disappeared south of Signal Hill, at the east edge of Long Beach. Anti-aircraft guns fired steadily for two minute periods, were silent for about 45 seconds, and continued that routine for nearly a half an hour.&#8221; This 30 minute barrage of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blogofnothing.com/2011/04/26/anti-aircraft-guns-blast-at-l-a-mystery-invader/</link>
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