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		<title>Today&#8217;s Lesson: Earn your own money&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman on a web forum says the following:
Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogofnothing.com/2010/02/todays-lesson-earn-your-own-money/</link>
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		<title>A Man&#8217;s Hairy Ass</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After a grueling cardio workout this morning, already uncomfortable and exhausted, I walked into the men's locker room (I wish I could just use the other one) and to my stout disappointment the first thing I saw was a man bending over with his hairy ass facing straight at me. More often than not, I walk into the locker room with my eyes about chest-level to avoid making eye contact. Making eye contact in a men's locker room in South Florida isn't the best idea if you're straight. Anyway, my sore eyes wished they were looking higher today..]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogofnothing.com/2010/02/a-mans-hairy-ass/</link>
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		<title>Why Switch to Bing?!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a saying that goes something like, &#8220;If it&#8217;s not broken, don&#8217;t fix it&#8221;. I can understand switching browsers because some are faster than others &#8211; and some just suck (like Internet Explorer). But why switch search engines if you&#8217;re already using Google?
Is Bing really going to last? If so, it&#8217;s only because it&#8217;s integrated [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogofnothing.com/2009/12/why-switch-to-bing/</link>
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		<title>I can tell when you&#8217;re lying&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No, I&#8217;m not a human lie detector like Robert De Niro in Meet the Parents &#8211; but I&#8217;m pretty damned good at figuring out whether or not someone is telling the truth&#8230; I recently had somebody lie to me &#8211; but I didn&#8217;t confront them about it. It didn&#8217;t affect my life in any way [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogofnothing.com/2009/11/i-can-tell-when-youre-lying/</link>
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		<title>Is it me? Or is it everybody else?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have things changed so much that people are no longer comfortable driving around with their windows opened? Has society become such a bunch of intraverts with the Internet as their new reality that the possibility of outdoor human interaction is frightening to them?
Five years ago when I lived in New York, people opened their windows [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogofnothing.com/2009/11/is-it-me-or-is-it-everybody-else/</link>
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		<title>Putting Light Exercise Into Perspective</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I think people put too much faith in the &#8220;exercise&#8221; of walking around shopping. I jog on an eliptical machine and burn approximately one calorie every five seconds or so. That being said, how long do you think it takes you to burn a single calorie slowly browsing the aisles in a department store &#8211; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogofnothing.com/2009/11/putting-light-exercise-into-perspective/</link>
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		<title>Is Our President Bought and Owned by Lobbies?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Because the Israel lobby has gradually become one of the most powerful interest groups in the United States, candidates for high office pay close attention to its wishes. The individuals and groups in the United States that make up the lobby care deeply about Israel, and they do not want American politicians to criticize it, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogofnothing.com/2009/10/is-our-president-bought-and-owned-by-lobbies/</link>
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		<title>09.21.09 Weightloss Update</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Obviously I'd set very long-term goals back in January. 2009 was/is an entire year dedicated to losing fat. I've gone from 243.4 pounds (not my heaviest, actually) at 26.8% body fat and 39.0% lean mass to 174.6 pounds at 15.7% body fat and 28.0% lean mass in nine months. I've lost 11.1% body fat and 11.0% lean mass. That's about half the fat I had on my body - as well as half the muscle I had. I'll get the muscle back next year.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogofnothing.com/2009/09/09-21-09-weightloss-update/</link>
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		<title>Human Beings and Their High Expectations</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The divorce rate in America is approximately 50%.. I think one of the reasons for this may have something to do with the high expectations we have for our significant others. When you first meet your husband or wife (or girlfriend or boyfriend), you mainly see all the good stuff - especially if the attraction is largely physical (which it often is).]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogofnothing.com/2009/09/human-beings-and-their-high-expectations/</link>
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		<title>Does your wife&#8217;s ass REALLY look good in those jeans?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If I put on a shirt and ask my wife if it looks good on me, for F's sake I don't want her to lie to me! I don't want to walk around the mall wearing a shirt that makes me look like a flaming dick face. If it looks bad on me - don't lie!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.blogofnothing.com/2009/09/does-your-wifes-ass-really-look-good-in-those-jeans/</link>
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