What I have a problem with is nine year old girls wearing them. I just don’t get it. I understand why THEY want to wear them. Like all females, they need to be looked at. But don’t parents worry about thirty year old men liking what they see? We live in a very perverted world. With the internet, pedophilia is at an all-time high. Little girls are being abducted left and right. When’s the last time you DIDN’T hear about a little girl who was missing? Most recently, there was a cheerleader. Did they find her body? I’m pretty sure they did – but I stopped watching because I’m just too damned tired of hearing about all these kidnappings.

Anyway. If you’re a mother – what’s the deal? Can you explain to me what you people are thinking when it comes to your daughters? When you see guys starting at her ass cheeks, does that help you to relive your youth? I’m sure as hell it’s not the father’s idea to have their daughters ass hanging out the bottom. If it were up to them, NOBODY would be allowed to look at their daughters.. Probably ever.

So it’s the mothers with this fascination/obsession with human males gawking at their baby daughter’s ass. Somebody please explain this to me. FYI: I think you’re an idiot.

Everybody knows how they’re supposed to answer that stupid question. NO! It DOESN’T look good!

Just kidding. Sometimes it does.. Sometimes it doesn’t.. But are you supposed to lie? Yes. Why?

If I put on a shirt and ask my wife if it looks good on me, for F’s sake I don’t want her to lie to me! I don’t want to walk around the mall wearing a shirt that makes me look like a flaming dick face. If it looks bad on me – don’t lie! If you want to lie a little bit, you can break the news to me gently. Say it doesn’t fall right on me.. It just doesn’t look right on me.. Something! But I want the truth! You don’t have to tell me it makes me look like a fat idiot. But honestly – I’d rather you say so if it’s true rather than tell me it looks good on me.

But that’s just me. I don’t know for sure if other guys feel the way I do – but I bet they do. What about women?

If you’re my wife and you ask me how your ass looks is your jeans, dress or whatever – I’m telling you the truth – out of respect. If it looks really bad on you, I’ll break the news gently – but I’ll let you know! Is this wrong? Would you rather walk around with a butt that only Sir Mix-a-lot can appreciate? Or would you rather have me let you know so you could change into something more appealing? I mean, hell! You apparently respect my opinion… Shouldn’t I return the favor?

P.S. Regarding the video below… I haven’t watched the whole thing in a long, long time – but I don’t remember any of the women dancing having a big butt… Interesting?