Doesn’t anyone realize that when a person says, “I can care less” – it ACTUALLY means that they CARE?!

“You know what, Sal?! I could care less!”

Well, thank you! That’s wonderful! I’m thrilled that you care and that what I just told you doesn’t lie at the bottom of your list of things to care about – since you CAN care LESS about other things.

Now if you told me the following: