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You stupid asshole!

Idiot: They wouldn’t seat me. Nyih, nyih, nyih. I didn’t know we needed reservations. Blah, blah, blah…

So you go and rate the place one star out of four or five – and while the rest of us are looking for reviews on the actual food or service, we have to waste our F’ING time sifting through your NONSENSE about how you never even got TO the food or service. If you don’t experience the food or service in a restaurant, DON’T RATE IT AT ALL.

You’re an IDIOT!

 

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Last Updated on Sunday, 25 September 2011 02:29

The food in Manhattan is penis. Nothing special at all. I expected better. I’m sure there’s a few great restaurants around – but I didn’t have time to try everywhere. I was downtown, midtown and uptown. The pizza here is much worse than my favorite spots in South Florida. They skim the top with the thinnest bit of cheese without having to call it something else. I had a cheese calzone in Little Italy that didn’t have any flavor at all – almost no ricotta cheese – along with the most watery sauce I’ve ever had (very little flavor as you could imagine). I had a bacon, egg and cheese bagel at a diner – again, no better than food I get in South Florida – and the bagel itself was a hard disaster. I probably should have stuck with the guys selling food in carts on the streets.

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 27 April 2011 03:21