Millions of South Florida residents woke up to a shocking unidentified bright light hovering in the sky this Sunday morning. Reactions are equally confusing as people have begun dancing in the streets as if a war lasting many years has come to an end.
Reports indicate the light is still hovering in the sky causing havoc as more and more people flood the streets in what appears to be an enchanted state of hypnotic suggestion.
MoreHow is it that we’re living in the year 2010 and we still have to sit at a red (traffic) light for a full minute when there’s nobody coming down the road on the side where it’s green? For God’s sake! We can fly to the moon! We can split an atom! We can PROBABLY even travel through TIME for all we know (as worthless pee-ons) – but we can’t figure out how to put sensors in, under or on the roads so that traffic lights can function accordingly with the existing traffic condition. Is it just me?! It CAN’T be! Say it ain’t so!
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