Speed limits. I don’t like ‘em. F! speed limits! But really – I don’t like ‘em. Here in NoBrains (aka Palm Beach County), Florida – we have 40 mile per hour speed limits on some major four lane highways – and 5000 cops to enforce the law. That’s the speed “limit”. It’s as fast as you’re permitted, as a lowly citizen, to go. Meaning some people with 1 1/2 feet in the grave are okay to go 25 or 30. It’s dangerous down here. You have 90 year olds going 25 miles per hour and 600 pound useless police officers going 80 while multi-tasking eating a donut and browsing the web.